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AKA Why This Membership Exists

This is the official home of my chaos coven.

Below you'll see I created a space for readers who want everything — spicy extras, behind-the-scenes madness, early chapters, audio smut, creative rituals, and downloadable goodies — without being locked into a third-party platform.

This membership includes everything my Patrons get — updated at the same time — plus a  hell of a lot more.

There are exclusive extras here that don’t exist on Patreon. 🕯️✨

I’m keeping just the $1 tip jar tier active on Patreon for anyone who prefers that platform, but the real magic lives here now.

Join the coven.
Get the chaos.
Stay feral.

☾ Swamp God Offerings ☽

🫧 Cribbys

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For the ones peeking through the door, crying over crumbs, or vibing from the shadows. No pressure. Just vibes (and maybe some feelings).
  • Tick 📩 Basic updates and gentle chaos
  • Tick 🔁 Select Serial Stories
  • Tick 🫦Occasional teasers

🌱 Tier One – Sweet Beans

€1.00 per month

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For the curious, the chaotic neutral, the ones who drift in and out like a breeze through an open window. This is the low-stakes, high-charm tier. What you’ll get (sometimes, maybe, probably) is a little hit or miss, and that’s the whole point. No pressure, no promises—just sweet little morsels when the stars align. Float in, float out. I’ll leave the door cracked for you.
  • Tick 🫧 Everything in Cribbys
  • Tick 🎨 Occasional digital art drops (SFW + NSFW)
  • Tick 🎁 Surprise discount codes or free digital goodies that don’t cost me my soul
  • Tick 📚 Automatic ARC access (cause I’m in a giving mood)

🧃 Tier Two – Little Dudes

€3.00 €2.10 first month

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For the ones who want more—more art, more lore, more chaotic involvement. You're not just here to watch—you’re in the story now, boots and all. 🎨 Think of this like a creative buffet. Grab a plate.
  • Tick 🌱 Everything in Sweet Beans
  • Tick 📊 Exclusive polls + Q&As that help shape future chaos
  • Tick 📔 Character sheets, lore deep dives and tarot readings
  • Tick 🌶️ Occasional sticker packs or paper goodies

🩸 Tier Three – Smol Heathens

€5.00 per month

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You’re here for the filth, for the plot that rails you. This tier feeds you serials steeped in sin: feral love, ruined girls, gods on their knees. This is the tier for those who read with teeth clenched and thighs clenched tighter.
  • Tick 🧃 Everything in Little Dudes
  • Tick 🖋️ Monthly or biweekly chapter updates from a featured serial or WIP
  • Tick 🎧 Audio readings and recording
  • Tick 🩸Tab00 thangssss
  • Tick 🕯️Vault Access
  • Tick 💋Alt POVs

💎 Tier Four – Spoiled Gremlins

€25.00 per month

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For the most feral and most faithful. 📬 Mailing Info: Subscribe for at least 1 month a year = 1 book. If I release multiple books that year, you’ll receive one book per month you were subscribed. (2 books = 2 months, etc.)📦 6 months = full annual PR package (candles, extras, etc.). All goodies ship in September.
  • Tick 🩸 Everything in Smol Heathens
  • Tick ✨ Full Library Access, including audios
  • Tick 📦 Mini themed PR boxes, or mood-based chaos mail
  • Tick 📚 Signed paperbacks (1+ per year)
  • Tick 🖤 Access to paperback copies that aren’t sold anywhere else but at Smut Lovers, The Conference.

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